Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.