Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.