Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...