What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

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Juan nail at a time.

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I noe

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Which cheese is schizophrenic?

Halloumi

What is a mouse's favorite record ?

Please cheese me' !

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What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"