What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.