What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945