What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H