When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Butcher Shop Jokes More Butcher Shop Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.