When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Butcher Shop Jokes More Butcher Shop Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?