Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!