Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.