Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Celebrity names dropping.
Drop it in sparkling water.
They were Snowden.
Edward Snowed-in
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?
