Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
You're a day late and a dolla short!
He was Snowden.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
