What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.