What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers