Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck