Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck