Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon