Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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Friend:

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.