Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
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