How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.