How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.