How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.