Friend:
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
He "sleighs" them.
Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...
Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else
Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"
One trains the mind the other minds the train.