What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.