What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.