Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out