Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend