What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger