How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"