Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .