Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?