How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!