Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why did truffle get invited to the party?

Cos he was a fun-guy