What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

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Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!