Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"