Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.