When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.