Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.