Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!