What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.