Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.