Why does Edward Woodwood have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge