Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

D Jokes More D Jokes

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.