What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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European.

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Aboot this big"

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!