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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Wok Jokes More Wok Jokes

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.