Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign?

Sad terrorist

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!