Lamb Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What's a wavelength's favorite animal?

A lamb, duh!

What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

What does a Lamb say after the Chinese New Year celebration?

Baaaah bye!

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Her scar pupil.

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He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb