How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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How do you make a witch scratch?

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"