Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

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Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.