What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.