What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.