What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.