Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

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Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.