What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.