Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.