Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day