Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day