He plays with Pooh.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Kermit's finger
Because he plays with Pooh
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..