What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

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Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Do you smell carrot?

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers