Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

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Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.