Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Tigger Jokes More Tigger Jokes

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.