With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
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The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
To find Pooh!
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
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Because he was looking for Pooh!
Gummy Bear
He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Winnie the Pooh !
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
He plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
They have the same middle name!
He had an itchy Tigger finger
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
Bobby
Tysssonssss
Because 7 ate 9.
He was glad he ate her.
Rubbit Rubbit
Monterey, Jack!
It raises a stink!
Because it has a turd in it.
Because they drink to much coughee.
let me be your *soil*mate
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that