With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
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The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
To find Pooh!
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
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Because he was looking for Pooh!
Gummy Bear
He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Winnie the Pooh !
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
He plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
They have the same middle name!
He had an itchy Tigger finger
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
Because they can't remember long stories !
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
He had her.
He invested in beanstocks!
A gummy bear!
D
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Something that stinks and stings!
Because he had a stinking cold!
