Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.