Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Easily Offend Person Jokes More Easily Offend Person Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.