Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

What do you call a child molesting know-it-all?

A wikipediaphile

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre......

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Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines?

Because I never smile. :(