Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !