Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.