What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move