Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.