Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.