Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.