Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike